prettyboyshyflizzy:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

lol “he wouldnt do that”

But that’s none of my business

prettyboyshyflizzy:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

lol “he wouldnt do that”

But that’s none of my business

NOOOOOO

NOOOOOO

(via ruinedchildhood)

I’d rather blackout with a hangover than stare blankly at my hands
foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.


There aren’t any bulletproof vests out there that can protect against the shots that have just been fired

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

There aren’t any bulletproof vests out there that can protect against the shots that have just been fired

(via ruinedchildhood)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via ruinedchildhood)

prettyboyshyflizzy:

prettypussyprincess:

2damnfeisty:

skressed:

lawdfinesse:

baaadw0lf:

dreamsandwhatever:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

No

HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

👀😂✋

Naw

STOP omg

i’m logging off.

lolololol

these niggas 

*Lame nigga voice*

prettyboyshyflizzy:

prettypussyprincess:

2damnfeisty:

skressed:

lawdfinesse:

baaadw0lf:

dreamsandwhatever:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

No

HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

👀😂✋

Naw

STOP omg

i’m logging off.

lolololol

these niggas

*Lame nigga voice*